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Glitter Bomb & Embarrassing & Funny Mail Package

$ 13.96

Availability: 30 in stock
  • Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
  • Non-Domestic Product: No
  • Brand: Handmade
  • Theme: Pirates
  • California Prop 65 Warning: A lot better than lame tubes
  • Modified Item: No
  • All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
  • Type: Prank
  • Color: Multi-Color
  • Model: A lot better than lame tubes
  • Condition: New
  • MPN: A lot better than lame tubes
  • Occasion: Lots of Laughs

    Description

    The ULTIMATE Embarrassing
    ANONYMOUSLY
    Mailed Pranked Item, I'll Mail it to your friend, enemy, loud neighbor or an ex-girlfriend / boy-friend.  It's the
    BEST
    Revenge, Gag Gift & Practical Joke, Guaranteed to
    SHOCK
    &
    AWE
    !!! Look at what I'll be sending on your behalf, a large box with a hilarious DILDO sticker with a packing slip, inside printed on the invoice
    14 inch pink vibrating jelly dildo .95
    plus
    Uranus Anal Lube FREE
    with a pack of "Anal Lube" and if that wasn't enough when they retrieve the packing slip and unfold it, a huge amount super fine Red or
    Silver or
    Green
    Glitter will fall out all over them at home or work. And a "NICE" mystery gift inside the Box. There is literally no comeback that can top this.
    I'll mail this with a tracking # and message you the # so you can laugh (with the mailman) all the way to your target. Can you imagine getting this at work? I will send it certified mail and they'll have to sign a slip while the mailman silently judges them.
    I used to charge extra for this service but what the hell, it's free now !
    So when you check out be sure to just put your targets name and address
    (Not Yours)
    IF You Want To Add A Message Inside The Box Choose "Add Gift Options" during Checkout
    .
    ..
    LOL
    Eric Andrew Bloom USN  (Cousin It Eric)
    See My Other Items For Sale. Over
    10 Years on
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