Portable Pizza Pouch - Great Gag Gift, Stocking Stuffer, Or For The Pizza Lover!

Description

Perfect gag gift for pizza lover. This practical present is a funny and cute joke for people of all ages and stages--adults, teens and kids.
PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-
This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES
-A detachable lanyard that allows you to take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
NEVER GO HUNGRY
-Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
REUSE OVER AND OVER
-Reusable Ziploc seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED:
100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.
Great for birthdays, as stocking stuffing, or just-because. Carry your pizza wherever you go--no need to remain hungry!